superman and other things

well, the washington blade has reported that there is an issue with the new superman. specifically the superhero package. apparently it is a little too noticeable for the movie studio. i mean really, they are treating this like it is a bad thing.

Turns out the new Superman is super in all the right places.
In the upcoming movie "Superman Returns," sexy newcomer BRANDON ROUTH, 26, plays the Krypton refugee.
According to British tabloid the Sun, Routh's sizeable package is causing trouble with studio honchos. The paper reports that Superman's red panty bulge when viewed in profile could be distracting to audiences when the film is released this June.
The Sun quotes an anonymous source saying, "It's a major issue for the studio. Brandon is extremely well-endowed and they don't want it up on the big screen." What pea-brained Hollywood executives think that this "problem" isn't going to sell tickets?
Supposedly, these Brainiacs have asked the filmmakers — including the film's gay director, "X-Men" vet BRYAN SINGER — to digitally shrink the hero's manly attributes. In anticipation of a sequel, Dish hears wardrobe people have already fitted Routh with a kryptonite codpiece to foil super sausage's threatening powers.

seeing that its now $10.50 for a movie ticket here, i expect some "distraction".

now on to the other thing i feel compelled to discuss. john has turned me on to princess sparkleponys blog. my favorite thing on there is hairdo alert system for condoleezza rice. even though others have posted the picture as well, i felt that there was a void here that needed to be filled. so, enjoy.