ok so here it is

right. so, this is my first posting so i'm going to take a minute to introduce myself.


my name is andrew, and i live in kensington, maryland. i bought my house here last year at the height of the real estate frenzy, so i'm pretty well screwed on that front. jobwise, i am a sales manager at a big import car dealership (hence thecardaddy). the picture you see here is of me in my new car. its a mercedes-benz E320-CDI. kinda bitchin, and it gets 40mpg. take that, riyadh.

i'm 33, single and live with an overweight doberman pinscher named sascha. she is very sweet and friendly. i'll put a picture of her on here too. also, my friend eric lives with me, although i don't have a picture of him to post on here.

other things you might like to know (because i know you are fascinated by me already)
1. jew. but not overly jewy. i have a weakness for bagels, lox, latkes and chopped liver, but i'm not so keen on the whole temple/torah/no bacon part of it.
2. homo. there might have been something in the water in east windsor, nj where i grew up. lotsa homos sprouted from that town. yes, i have the accent and east windsor is exit 8 on the turnpike.
3. lefty liberal politics obsessed air america radio loving npr listening cracka.
4. valium is the best invention ever. the guy that invented it just bit it a few months ago. he should be elevated to saint or god or whatever.
5. i have a slight temper. hard to believe, but i do. i usually keep it in check, but usually at the most inconvenient moment i will completely lose my cool.
6. sleater-kinney is the best band ever.
7. i pretty much know the words to every song courtney love has ever recorded. while i know that # 6 says sleater-kinney is the best band ever, courtney is a close # 2. and you can put that in your pipe and smoke it.
8. walk the line is one of the best movies i've seen in a long time.
9. the wheel of fortune slot machine is more addictive than oxycontin and crack combined.