so i was waiting for eric to get home so we could try to start the volvo (success), and get it to the shop (mission accomplished). so while im waiting, i watched primetime on ABC. usually i stay away from shows like that because i'm an uppity bastard.
and then they showed it. the papal nut-verification chair. seriously. i thought religion was funny before, but now i've realized its an absolute riot. the deal is this....it seems that some historians believe that there was a pope con vag. she pretended to be a man but got caught 2 years later when she had a kid.
in order to make sure that such a scandal never happened again, they had this funny looking chair that kinda looked like a toilet seat.....some sort of pope-nut-verifier would reach under the chair to make sure that the new incoming pope was sporting the goods. sounds kinda gay, doesn't it?
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