my starbucks card and a big fuck you to iowa

well this has been quite the day.  i started this morning off with a total fuckup.   i had taken my house key for amys house off of my keychain to leave in the garage when i left today.  well, when i woke up i decided to run to starbucks and get a coffee before i showered, packed the car, and got on the road to phoenix.

needless to say, i locked myself out of the house.  i didn't have my cellphone or my wallet, just my car keys and my starbucks card.  after cursing and freaking out for about 20 minutes, i finally remembered my criminal youth and thought, "i bet i can pop the lock with this flimsy ass starbucks card".

popped it on the first time.  word.  

get in the house, get showered, pack the car, drive to phoenix.

hang out with eric, dinner, blah blah blah, caucus results.  fucking iowans.  and i can say that because i lived there for 4 years.  i've eaten at the hamburg inn (shown on cnn twice).

oh, and before i go on, and i'm not making this up, last night on the situation room wolf blitzer actually said, "its hard to know what the independents will do because of their independent streak..."   no shit?  really?

huckabee is a fucking freak, but i don't think he'll go past iowa.  but the fucking democrats.  my party.  a huge win for obama?  was everyone in iowa just a big oprah fan?  jesus.  i want my goddamned hillary and i want her now.

fuckers.