texas

well, here i am back in dallas. for those of you in the know, i used to live in plano. im here visiting some friends for a few days, so it should be a good time. even though i wouldn't want to live here again, i always have a great time when i come to visit.

i haven't stayed in this hotel before, and to be honest, im not particularly happy with my room. its very small, and clearly the hotel staff is not aware of who i am. a shout out to avis car rental, as they clearly recognized my social standing and upgraded me to a baby blue cadillac DTS. thats right, i am a p-i-m-p. word.

there appears to be some sort of national high school sport competition or something going on. i couldn't figure out what the sport was (as im clueless), but apparently a requirement is that you are 19, hot, and wearing adidas snappy pants. so, while my room is less than perfect, lets just say the view in the lobby was 5 stars. and 2 snaps for that matter.

on the homefront, the new puppy should be arriving on 2/1. or at least thats what they tell me right now. you would think for $1800 they would be eager to sell me a dog, but i've been caught up in some red dobergirl snafu. the volvo has passed inspection and is now in my driveway with valid license plates. keep in mind this car was a trade in, and i never had it cleaned when i bought it last year. i just stuffed it in the garage and forgot about it. i knew it was filthy and would need a full detail, but here is what i have found in it so far:
1. 3 furry almonds
2. something that appears to be a tostito
3. used tissues (yum)
4. 17 cents
5. smashed cheerios

im going to pappadeauxs for dinner tonight with lesley and connie. i plan on wearing my eatin pants....awesome.