Wednesday, March 28, 2007

this is what happens when i get a day off....

ok, for those of you in the know, the cardaddy has been rather disappointed in the performance of the E320CDI in the snow, rain, ice, etc. After being towed multiple times for getting stuck, I started to think about getting something front wheel or all wheel drive instead. Still, its hard to beat 300ft-lb of torque and 35mpg.

So after going to the post office to mail off my taxes, I decided to go take a quick look at Euromotorcars. After walking around the lot, I saw some 4Matics with the sport package. What I really wanted was white with black interior, but thats something pretty much impossible to find. They had black, silver and green with black interior, but all the white ones had tan inside.

Tan interior + black doberman pinscher = disaster

Then it happened. I walked into the showroom. Every car in the showroom was white. They had a white CL550, R500 and C350, all with tan interior. I was getting ready to leave when I realized there was a white E class with black behind the C350. I walked up to it and saw that it was a 4Matic with the sport package.

Game over. Sign here.

Bought the fucker without even test driving it.

I should never be allowed to have a day off with a fat tax return.



Thats right, bitches. Sport package. Uh-huh.



Its got the new bodystyle grille...


Double tailpipes, playas....


Sport interior and guages....


And finally, its got RIIIIIIIIIIIMs bitches. Rollin on 18s.

Word.

like a motherfuckin pyongyang gangsta

ingredients

1 korean finance manager
2 parts kimchi
8 parts soju
1/2 lb grilled beef tongue

recipe for insanity. partied like i was fucking kim jong il and shit

who knew there were multiple korean karaoke bars just 3 blocks from my house?

i have the worst fucking hangover